World Peace or Government Mandated Boredom?

Hippies like to say “Give Peace a Chance”. The phrase was even made it into a musical starring Brittney Spears. What the hippies are not talking us–aside for the great personal hygene coverup of 1973–is that peace sucks.

Go into a quiet room and shut off the lights. Sit quietly room and shut off the lights. Sit quietly for five minutes. But you can’t. It’s too boring.

That’s what peace feels like. Now get your gun and fire it randomly around outside your window. That’s what my neighborhood feels like.

Imagine a war movie without any battle scenes. It’s like making a pizza without anchovies.

Now imagine an economic nightmare, that’s what a world without war would be. All the psycho-killers won’t have jobs. The weapon contractors will have to go on welfare and start dropping babies like salmon during spawning season. Imagine Dick Cheney pregnant.

Yes, give me war.

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